Sometimes people say funny things which I immortalise here forever more:

“All mathematics is either trivial or impossible.” – Dr. Steve Sawiak

“Throw is a bit vulgar. This is Cambridge – we RAISE an exception.” – Prof. Larry Paulson

“I don’t believe in god or anything, but a file mask of 666 leads to all sorts of devilish evils.” – Unknown

“I can’t log into our primary authoritative DNS because I have running processes which are older than our filer so my homedir is mounted from a machine which is turned off.” – Malcolm Scott

“In the beginning the Internet was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” – Job Snijders

“In other exciting air handling news, Mission Control now has air-con!” – Alan Egan

“Really it’s just luck that we didn’t accidentally install an access control system on the shed.” – John Evans